Read these two specs:
These are serious specifications, until you get what they are about. The latter of the two is an amendment.
Read and laugh.
Dear Alex,
Many thanks for your speeches in Bussum on 18th of October
But without coffee Visual Studio 2005 wouldn't exist and you cold not give a speech about it. Therefore the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol has been invented: http://www.rfc-archive.org/getrfc.php?rfc=2324 .
Regards,
Martin Post
Disassembling my brain